Our Mission

This is for runners who are tired of training, and would rather just pay someone to pose as them, and trick everyone into believing they just ran a fast marathon.

Bandit Mule Project is here to bring you the stolen valor that you desperately crave.

How Does It Work?

Apply to have a Bandit Mule! Let us know your race, time goal, what you are looking for in a Mule, and we will work to see if there is someone willing and able to pose as you for your desired race, distance, and time.

We will put you in touch with your friendly neighborhood Bandit Mule so you can talk about goals, disguises, poses for the cameras, potential social media content, friends of yours they might run into, etc.

Do as little or as much strategizing as you want, but we recommend at least one meeting before the race. Probably one of the best times would be a final check-in to make sure the race day look is dialed in.

How Much Does it Cost?

Plans range from $1,200 to $4,500, depending on you desired speed, number of tattoos, and level of desperation.

Let us do the work for you. You can still limp around for a few days after the race if you want.

Want to be a Bandit Mule?

Fill out this form to select which distances you would be willing to pace, your PRs, and any experience you have with pretending to be someone else.